character generation

My mom's therapist says that she "falls too hard too fast", I just say that she's desperate.
She goes to drastic measures to see a guy she likes. One time she had a crush on the butcher. We went to the butcher shop everyday for meat, and we got so much that there's still pork and some freezer burned ribs left in our ice box.
ironically that was the same month that we decided to become vegetarians.
Another bad one was the time she fell for the guy at the poison control office. you can only imagine what happened then.
I guess I learned three things that time: always take it slow when you want a serious relationship, and when they print the things on the side of counter cleaner that says "do not swallow" they're not kidding. And you shouldn't call poison control just to flirt, because they don't like that.